I got 100% fired today in a super sketchy way, so if you want to hang out I'm pretty free..

On top of that, Mickey needs a home. If you're in the market for a dog, ask me how to get in contact with Tara, she'll tell you how to get your hands on him.

See, he's super cute.




And he is really playful.



And he can do this one.


He kind of jumps up sometimes though.. But it's super fun..




His ears are about as big as my feet..


And his hoofs are really big.


And he kind of lays funny with his back leg sticking out.


Not to mention that he let me pick him up. Picking up big dogs should be a sport..


Check out this wild whip. Gold rims, lowered front end. Fucking RAD!!


Someone was pretty unhappy about free phonebooks.


I thought I might get drunk. Veggie burgers and beer with Bram


"Smash that state"


FUCK YEAH!!


Neuf was over at Bram's..


Like usual, Nick was looking HOTT!!


This might just be the funniest thing on the internet. It's not smut, it's just super funny. Check it out..

So if you've got a job for me or you want to kick it, get in touch..

Everynight is a saturday night.


Not a lot to speak of. I've been taking it a little too easy.

This is the lane behind my building.

I'm reaching for content here. The dumpster I put my trash in sometimes:

I'm going to have to ask Robbie to make sure. But I think the squeegee in the back is for poseurs.

I've been reading this..

This was on Bram's desk.

Spicy cheesy eggs on bagels.. Totally ruling..

My mom went back to Calgary. Sorry I'm blowing it so bad mom..

Bram gets a lot of mail. 3 letters, 3 babes. Not one of them is his GF either..

Not to mention super drunk neighbor mail. I think it might be written in code.

The darkside of Bram's romanticization of breakfast. Burnt cream of wheat..

I know, you wish he were joking. He's not.

Ran into Scott..

He has one of those phone things. Apparently that's a big deal or something..

And then there were 2...

Jimbo was complaining about my lack of J-bone in my blog. It's about to get sexier up in here..

I went to work for an hour and a half. Someone had this stupid purse..

After over exerting myself at work I ran into these two. John and Bob..

Got some za's with J-bone. We filmed a line but I don't know how to post video yet.

Lucky Lager, the Deuce and Hockey Night in Canada. Pretty awesome but kind of depressing.

You ladies need to wise up. Nick is HOTT stuff!!

He flosses with magazines..

Bram talks a lot of game on what other people eat. Check out the crime he was committing..

You guys want to go out Jason Trim

This ship came in..

Bram feels that this living room set would be a step up for the mansion. He's pretty right..

Late night schralping with Bramdongler..

I made art..

Yeah.. Whatever..

No Action...

I actually 95% quit my job yesterday. I guess this stuff kind of happened between then and now.

While I was blogging yesterday Katie got off and we kicked it for a minute. Katie, let's hang out for real. Answer your phone when I call!


Then I kind of slept for the rest of the day. After about 25% quitting my job I went to get some movies. Melody was there. Check out Space Amazon and the Warrior Queens. They Shred..


I watched "Ten Benny." I thought it was about horse betting. It wasn't really. This dude:

banged this chick who was his best friends broad. It qas guido tastic..


My Moms is totally in town. We went for breakfast.


I love my mom and all but her purse was pretty wild stallion. I called her on it and she said she knew. Apparently my Gramps asked her "What? Is it leaking oil or something? Why is it that color?"


I set my mom up pretty good photo-wise..


This guy had a really stupid dog.


We didn't really have much to do so we went to the Museum. Turns out my mom had never been there.

This dude was getting his buffalo hunt on:


My mom chilling in the arctic:


Are Lynx's really that bro with varments?




My mom got her blog on pretty good.

These bros were cutting a trail or something. I think it had to do with mining.

Trying to make the Museum cool is a bad idea. Nice lettering.

The boreal forest still sucks..

This bro had a crazy haul of meat in his canoe. He's probably carrying 150lbs..


This dude was getting pretty wild:

Understandable with babes like this around:


This dude was getting his blog on too.


Apparently there was only one:

At least they were honest about us only giving them guns and hatchets and small pox blankets.


I've seen rarer..


Count the boobies and win a prize!


They were weighing anchor or something..


This bro's office was pretty tech.

He even had an elevator. But he also had this wicked crest.


This bobcat was harshing all over this bunny's scene.


This goose was getting pretty wild..

But I scared off this duck real good.


If any of you ladies have undies that look like this, come on over to my place:


Good ad

Drugstore photo labs have always kind of sucked..

But they had mega bed-pan selection..

And this pretty offensive Caribee head..


The old theatre that plays Chalie Chaplin on a loop is pretty cool.


This happened..


You might not be able to tell but this kid just got a super expensive haircut at "Greco" and he's totally bumming on it. The haircut sucked by the way.


My Mom went back to Portage. Then Sarah over. But she's sick so I let her blog me instead.. This was my dinner.


Sarah shot this delicous photo of me..


Yeah, so it's 7:35 and I need something to do. If you're reading this, you should be calling me...