I said I would so I am.

This back to back blogging thing was supposed to be really cool, but I guess some of my photos didn´t upload so all you get to see is Lima.

I told most of you that Lima was pretty cool. Aside from the food it was. Like the streets in central Lima are lined with the craziest old buildings. Oh and there was a pretty girl working at our hostel but nobody blogged her, but her boyfriend was into Suicidal Tendencies so aside from her liking Brian Adams she´s the best looking girl in Peru..

See what I mean about the streets. They are so cool that Bram can´t even make them un-cool..

Oh yeah, and there are insane churches everywhere.

Basically I´m just going to come out and say it; if you´ve been inside South American churches and still think organized religion is cool, you are a total asshole. No one needs that much gold or hand carved wood or insane paintings or... What does any of that have to do with God. Go die..

The showers were so good that we lost a soldier. 1 travel beard down..

Two more days with this butthole then it´s hasta la vista baby for 4 weeks or something. Moms don´t worry we´re very strong men and will be fine on our individual hell rides..

One of the craziest things about Lima is that there are about 1000 ruin sites, none of which seem very interesting and most of them have really bad restaurants next door..

There are hella dead bodies in that church.. These are the view from our rooftop terrace which was a pretty good place to brood and drink beer all day.

This roof looked like it got bombed, then rebuilt.

And for some reason most of the roofs have fences..

And this is very bro..

Some more Andy..

Alternate angle of the bomb roof..

This is what Mcdonalds look like..

Oh yeah, and the coffee is suicide inducing bad..

And another stupid church just to round things out..

So tomorrow we´re going to Machu Pichu which is basically costing more than our whole trip up to this point. I´m guessing one of us is going to stab some wanker or another in neck or something. Oh, I almost forgot, all of our laundry is being done so neither of us will be wearing socks. We both have on our super illegal backpacker trash tactical layers and I´m not even wearing underwear.

How bad ass is that?

If La Paz has the internet maybe I´ll blog from there..

Oh yeah, and read Stupid Bram..´s blog because I look pretty handsome in it..